"This last act is like the cake of the performance. It's... delicious.
... You might see that on the blog."
- Monty
Context: Said at Sweet Harmonies. And yes, even though I wasn't there, I still got it for the blog. I have my sources.
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
"Cheers for Bin Laden! You better be careful when you where that shirt."
- Monty
Context: I have a shirt that says "11 Cheers For Binary" and my coat was covering "11" and "-ary" so he thought it said "Cheers For Bin"
"Some of you were avoiding the key signature like it was an obstacle in a video game. Whoa! I almost hit the right note there."
- Monty
Context: We missed a lot of accidentals while playing a chorale.
Thursday, February 7, 2013
"Because Mr. M.'s advisory is awesome.
Mr. M., Monty, Me. I refer to myself in the 3rd person."
- Monty
Context: People in symphonic were asking why there were donuts on the counter. I was confused when he called himself Mr. M.
"It's like yoga for your ears."
- Monty
Context: While telling the percussion section about the new percussion class, he said they would do all percussion things and wouldn't need to sit around doing nothing like when we do our "yoga tuning thing".
"Oh look! I installed curtains on my head!"
- Monty
Context: We were talking about hairstyles. And balding with long hair.
Sunday, February 3, 2013
"Amazing. Amazing use of silence."
- Monty
Context: While playing a song, people got lost and nobody came in at a certain part.
"It was delicious...for a time."
- Monty
Context: Talking about eating a lot of cookie dough.